A WEBSITE FOR JEREMY AND ALSO HIS STUFF
While watching “Parker”, I jotted down some notes because I couldn’t not do that. Here’s the notes:
Note: Spoilers?????????
Jason Statham as a priest is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Weird flashbacks for no reason
That guy sharing a hospital room with Jason Statham is the best character in this movie (Jason Statham does not count because he is not a character, he is Jason Statham)
Jason Statham as a southern hill-billy-type guy with a mustache is the best thing I’ve ever seen
“Don’t worry about it, man. I got the pepperoni.”
J-Lo talks too much about things nobody cares about
J-Lo why did you kiss him
The ADR in this movie is ridiculous
Jason Statham as a cowboy is the best thing I’ve ever seen
That guy from Crank 2 is in this and I love him
I love all the bad guys
Seriously, J-Lo, why are you in this movie
That watch is really cool
Cool fight with a knife through Statham’s hand, then it ends in a cross-fade????
DOG BLOOD-FOOTPRINTS YES
Dogs like him
“OH MY GOD, IT’S A PERSON”
I love the incidental dialogue in this movie so fucking much
“Hey, look at this dickhead”
Why did that guy want to unbutton J-Lo’s blouse all of a sudden
Oh he only wanted to so that she could shoot him in the dick
J-Lo just got a ton of money to pay off her debts but she’s crying because she can’t kiss Statham again
Flash forward 6 months for a 3-second scene
Flash forward 1 year for more J-Lo?????? UGHHG
Track:
LUPIN THE THIRD - THEME - SHUFFLE VERSION
Artist:
Takeo Yamashita, Charlie Kosei (2, 4, 12, 13), Yoshirou Hiroishi (1, 6), Takanashi Kayo (3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11), Megumi (14)
Album:
LUPIN THE THIRD TAKEO YAMASHITA "Rebirth" ~ From'71 Original Score
Plays:
99 plays
More Charlie Kosei! These recordings are actually re-done versions of the 1971 backing tracks. The album from which it originated is named LUPIN THE THIRD TAKEO YAMASHITA “Rebirth” ~ From’71 Original Score and was released over ten years ago, back in 2002!
… Now I feel old!
EVERY
CHARACTER
WAS
AWESOME
SERIOUSLY
LOOK
THESE CHARACTERS
ARE SO
COOL
BUT THESE BRATS SERIOUSLY MESS WITH THE MOVIE’S GROOVE
.
SERIOUSLY, EVEN THESE THROWAWAY CHARACTERS THAT ONLY SHOW UP IN TWO SHOTS ARE 1,000% COOLER
but I mean also the main plot kind of sucks but literally everything else is AWESOME
When I was a kid, I remember going to Food4Less with my mom and seeing this red bouncy ball in the small toy aisle they had. I wanted this bouncy ball with every ounce of my being, but my mother told me I wasn’t allowed to have it. I didn’t understand. I told her that I wanted it, but she still said “no”. I asked her if it was okay if I played with it until we got to the front of the store, and she said that was fine but that she wasn’t going to change her mind when we got up there. So, while my mom was checking out her groceries, the ball “accidentally” slipped out of my hands and went out the front doors into the parking lot. I made sure to do it when my mother didn’t notice. When we got out to the parking lot, I found the ball sitting up against a car’s tire, and picked it up and started playing with it again. I was so happy about my new toy, that I had forgotten that my mom said she wasn’t going to buy it for me, and that she would definitely notice that it was still in my hands. She did, and she told me I had to go back into the store and give it to the person at the register. Head down, sulking as hard as I could, I slowly walked back into the store and handed the person at the register the only thing I had ever loved. “I’m sorry I took this”, I said, as I dragged myself back out the doors and over to my mother’s car.
Fast-foreward a few years, and it’s the year 2012. December. I no longer live at home. I am no longer a child. Food4Less had a name-change. Nothing’s the same. It’s the 11th, and I have just peed my pants. Why did I pee my pants? I peed my pants because it was about to be December 12th, 2012. 12/12/12.
The best day of my life.
LONG LIVE 12/12/12 BEST DAY IN THE UNIVERSE
